THE HUSTLE IS REAL PART 2 :



MY FIRST PARTY IN RUSSIA 
[HOUSE PARTY]

 ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ PARTY?????? YAY,WAS SUPER EXCITED AS VICTOR TOLD ME OF THIS PARTY [his friend's birthday party]. I've never really experienced anything of that sort before so my excitement was WAY UP. Also, since I came I’d always been in my Hostel. NO FUN LIFE ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ or ACTIVITY AT ALL but seriously, I go out with PEOPLE I TRUST so if I'd been invited by any other person, I WOULDN'T have gone.

I was soooooooo anxious and eager to attend this party that the days weren’t moving fast at all for me. It was from Saturday evening to early Sunday morning.
On Friday evening, I told Bae about it and her response was NO. Her reasons were: I may be the only person without a partner [single] there so I will be left out and also the kinda things that will be done [smoking, drinking alcohol, smooching and stuff]. The exact phrase she used was “FOOLISH STUFF“. That evening, I promised her I wasn’t gonna go. We settled it then continued having our normal chat.

The following day, I had a change of heart [๐Ÿ˜”]. I soooooooo wanted to experience party life in Russia that I changed my mind of not going. As usual, I told Bae about it ๐Ÿ™ˆ. I actually told her when I was done dressing up and was going out to get coffee [hmmmmmmm]. Her response wasn’t cool at all [it wasn’t from her heart] even though she gave me the go ahead [Guess it was too late for her to say NO AGAIN]. Her response was “Go and chill wai“. THAT WAS ALL oooooooooooo
Honestly, I felt uneasy so I assured her nothing bad [getting drunk etc.] would happen to me. I JUST HAD A WEIRD FEELING ABOUT HER RESPONSE. HMMMMMMMMM, GIRLS
That weird feeling had still not gone minutes later kraaaaaaaaa so I told her to TRUST ME that I wouldn’t do any of those things she termed ‘FOOLISH’ but her response was still not that clear so I reiterated it again and SHE SAID IT: “I TRUST YOU” ……YAY,I WAS OK NOW……READY TO CHILL AND HAVE FUN.

Took a bus to Victor’s Hostel to wait for him and Upile [a friend from Malawi]. Upile spent much time getting dressed up. [abi you know girls….๐Ÿ˜‚]

AT THE PARTY

We got to the party very early cos Victor’s friend, Lwipa was helping out with the arrangement and organization of the food and drinks. When we entered, the first thing I noticed after we’d exchanged pleasantries with the Birthday Boy was A BIG TABLE AND ON IT WAS A BOTTLE OF DRINK OR JUICE. I thought it was for decoration but apparently THAT WAS WHISKY
OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ, that’s the biggest WHISKY I’D EVER SEEN.

THE WHISKY
After I’d sat for some time, the boys[Victor had gone to the kitchen] asked what I would take. When I said Apple Juice [my addiction to Apple Juice was still there], they were like really ๐Ÿ˜‚. Then I jokingly said, it’s just for ‘WARM UPLOL
Seconds later, my Apple Juice was brought [YAY, Happiness bi WHAT]

My Apple Juice
After 21:00, lots of people started trooping in. That was when I started feeling someway [uneasy] cos whiles everyone would be having FUN, I was gonna be with my phone throughout [I KNOW MYSELF PAPA].

I know someone who hates it when I’m with peeps or somewhere and I keep pressing and pressing my phone. Been wanting to apologize to her for some weeks now but the opportunity isn’t presenting itself. I don’t even know how I’m gonna begin even if I get the opportunity.
I just can’t help not being with my phone.

I’M SORRY MISS FOR MY BEHAVIOR. FORGIVE ME #Martha


God being on my side, Victor came and was like we should go out and grill the meat [chicken and pork]. YAY, I was soooooooo happy [At least, I wouldn’t be on my phone throughout]. We spent hours outside grilling it. Even though it was very cold, I was willing to be out doing something than be inside and be on my phone [I thought to myself: What if I’m on the phone and someone comes up to me and say “You are at a party and all you’ve been doing is to be on your phone”. I would feel soooooooo ashamed]. So being outside in the cold was FUN for me and also,I learnt how to grill chicken from Chef Victor. The way we chewed the Chicken and Pork. EEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII, it was tooooooo much [The Cat Is Outta The Bag ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ] SMH

The Meat
Unfortunately for me, my time outside was short lived cos Victor said we should go inside even though we’d not finished grilling the meat. It wasn’t OKAY for me at all but how you go do am.
When we went inside, the first thing I realized was THE WHISKY again. But this time around, IT WAS VIRTUALLY FINISHED ๐Ÿ˜ฒ. I WAS LIKE "EI,THEY'VE FINISHED THE WHISKY".
I laid in a supine position [The sofa was a bed-like form] and started chatting with Bae, Bestie and also in a WhatsApp Group back home, HUMBLE NATION [MY FAMILY]. They really kept me company and also, I was giving them LIVE UPDATES

Couple of minutes later, a lady came to lie by me. YYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜“, don’t get me wrong, I'M NOT A FEARO AT ALL. NO NO NO
JEEZ, the girl is soooooooo BEAUTIFUL [from Angola]. The signs were there for me to talk to her but I kept acting someway. I was busily pressing and chatting on my phone rather [I messed up: I know Right]. Few minutes later, a guy came to force his way through small space between the girl and I. He spoke to the girl for some time, took her number and left.

Another guy too came, did the same thing and went. I was still on my phone [dull boy things???LOL]. At this point, Victor had had enough of me. He laughed and laughed and laughed at me [How can you be sitting soooooooo close to a girl who has shown lots of signs for you to talk to her but still and even allow two guys to talk to her. ITS NOT ME OOOOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข My house people were working against me. ROTFL]. 
I told Bestie about it and instead of her to kinda tell me to forget the girl, she worsened it. She was rather motivating me to talk to her. Charley, It was crazy . I couldn’t tell Bae about it even up to now [She would laugh at me and also act someway].

After the 2nd guy had finished his ‘ronings’, the girl stood up and off she went. Within, I was like ‘OH, so I didn’t talk to her aaaaaa and now she’s gone’. It really really bashed me. I wished she hadn’t stood up [NOW THAT SHE’S GONE, MY VIM HAD COME]
 As if God was listening to me. There and then, the girl returned. Apparently, she went to use the washroom. She came to lie by me but this time around, her skin was touching mine. IT WAS CRAZY ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜†. I just pretended to be on my phone [really really, I was chatting on my phone but I was enjoying the touch and feel of her skin ……I’m Crazy…i know right]. 

My Apple Juice got finished later on so I requested for more but there was none so I asked for Pineapple Juice rather. Poured it into my cup and laid back [Was tryna do BIG BOY THINGS]. Before I realized, THE GIRL HAD TAKEN MY Pineapple Juice and was sipping it ๐Ÿ˜ฒ. I was soooooooo shocked mehn ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. I couldn't believe my eyes. I kept asking myself WHY? WHY?? WHY??? After she had finished, she placed the cup on the table and poured more. I didn't know what to say or do so I forgot about it]

About 10 minutes later, I dunno where this drunk boy came from. He just came to lie on us [part of my body and the girl's]. He wanted to talk to the girl [Maybe,He came to show me how it's done]. I drifted away a Lil bit for him to lie between us [mtchew]. He said 'ะฟั€ะธะฒะตั‚' [Informal way of saying Hi/Hello in Russian] and that was all. He was fast asleep. I was sooooooo furious and bored but I couldn’t show it. Few minutes later, the girl stood up and left. She never returned again.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THE GUY HAD SPOILT MY PLANS [It’s not like I would have spoken to her too ooooooo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜].
I consoled myself I was gonna see her again cos since she’s an African, she will definitely attend the INTERNATIONAL CHURCH but till now, I HAVE NOT SET MY EYES ON HER.

Bestie laughed at me saaaaaaaaa.

ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY 

It was as if NATURE or the whole UNIVERSE was working FOR ME. They were giving me my last and final opportunity to see whether I WOULD MESS IT UP ONCE AGAIN.

Hours later, I wanted to use the washroom but I didn’t know where it was so I decided to go upstairs and ask either Lwipa or Upile.  As I climbed the staircase, my eyes caught up with HER ๐Ÿ˜ฒ [the lady who laid by me earlier]. She was sitting at the apex of the stairs alone so whiles climbing, we were both looking directly into each other’s eyes [my cousin will say EYEBALL TO EYEBALL….LOL]. It was sooooooooo weird and strange but something happened [OOOOOHHHHH]. I missed a step so I kinda tripped a Lil bit [my attention was soooooooo on her]. I felt ashamed [yawa], never looked at her again,continued then passed by. I saw Upile at the Pocket Billiard[Pool or Snooker] room, asked where the washroom was and off I went [I was soooooooo happy she didn’t notice a change in my behavior cos I didn’t know how I was gonna explain what had happened seconds ago].

This was how THE STAIRCASE looked like

. Photo Credit:GOOGLE
As I entered the washroom, I kept thinking of what to say to the girl mehn. It wasn’t easy at all. I finally gathered the VIM, COURAGE and EVERYTHING, came out, passed by the girl and started descending the staircase [I know you thought I was gonna talk to her…..lol].

Got to my seat,laid down and SLEPT in the midst of all the loud music.

Was woken by Victor few minutes to 6am,Sunday morning. He called for a taxi and we left. I got to my Hostel at exactly 6:23am, KNOCKED AND KNOCKED AND KNOCKED but there was no response. At exactly 7am, it was opened [Apparently,the main entrance is opened at 7am]. So I stood in the cold for 37 minutes. It wasn’t easy for me at all. Immediately I got to my room,I took off my Jacket, fell on my bed and SLEPT

THE PARTY WAS A SUCCESS AND I REALLY HAD FUN IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY.

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒI KEPT MY PROMISE TO BAE [I NEVER DID ANY OF THE STUFF SHE FEARED I WOULD DO…..YAY]๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
I know you've got lots of questions to ask me.....hahahaha, Lemme just answer two of them. Please POST the rest at the COMMENT SECTION. THANK YOU

WHO IS BAE?
Bae?????Bread And Egg,hahahaha
Bae is just someone I'M IN LOVE WITH but WE NOT DATING. So OFFICIALLY,I'M SINGLE and SEARCHING.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO THE GIRL?
The girl????? oh hmmmmmmmmmmm
My Answer is simple: I WAS SHY and ALSO I DIDN’T WANT MY CONSCIENCE TO HAUNT ME [not gonna explain further else I may reveal things I’m not supposed to……hahahahaha]






HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PRINCESS, Nita[12/12/16]
 No matter how many miles may separate us
Our memories hold us close
May your day be filled with sweet laughter. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAM
I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
#Danita #Naa_Shalam #Rich_Princess





Comments

  1. This one di33 you didn't try at all.... Reserving my laughter

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    1. Didn't try?????hmmmmmmmmmm
      Please don't reserve your laughter
      Thanks for reading,Mhyzz

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  2. Heerrr..Nii u be fearo papa..Not even hi/hello like she wil bring herself koraa then de conversation wil flow without ending..hahaha����..all the signs were shown bh de dull movement de3 hmmm,Ashoq give u papa.hahaha

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    1. aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww, I know I messed up big time. I still regret it till now.

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  3. hahhhahahahahhaahahhahahahahaahhahhhahahahhhahahahahahhahhahhahahhahahahahahahaahhahhahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahah....herh!!!!.... i still can't believe you didn't talk to the girl!!!... you didn't force kraaa!!!

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    1. oh no,please stop laughing....I didn't force at all. I still regret it ooooooooooo

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